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9 changes recorded. MCP Harbor re-reads this listing from the official registry every six hours and asks the live server what it exposes, and keeps what changed between one look and the next.
https://www.simianx.ai/llms.txt
− - [Market Pulse](https://www.simianx.ai/pulse): scored news and sudden price moves, as they happen− - [Semiconductor Bear Markets: Every SOX Crash, 1995–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/semiconductor-bear-markets-every-sox-crash-1995-2026): Every 20%+ SOX decline since 1995 in one table. The median fell 38% over 9 months. The 2026 bear hit −28.6% on July 29 and stood at −20.9% on Oct 15, 2026.− - [Samsung Electronics Stock Price 2026: History and Earnings](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/samsung-electronics-stock-price-history-and-earnings): Samsung Electronics (005930) stock price by year since 1999, latest close, 52-week range, quarterly earnings and what drives it. Updated October 18, 2026.− - [S&P 500 Seasonality: The Best & Worst Months 1950–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/sp-500-seasonality-best-worst-months-1950-2026): S&P 500 average return by month since 1950: November leads at +1.9%, September trails at −0.6%. Sell in May data, October, the midterm pattern and 2026 so far.− - [Gold Price by Year: Every Year 1971–2026 With Returns Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/gold-price-by-year-every-year-1971-2026-table): Gold price by year since 1971: every year-end London price and annual return, best and worst years, gold vs. S&P 500 by decade, and 2026 so far ($4,152).− - [US Dollar Rate History by Year: 14 Currencies Since 1971](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-dollar-exchange-rate-by-year-every-year-1971-2026-table): Year-end and average US dollar rates against the rupee, peso, rupiah, yen, yuan, won, euro, lira, real and rouble, every year since 1971, from official data.− - [Stock Market Holidays 2027: NYSE & Nasdaq Closed Dates](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/stock-market-holidays-2027-nyse-nasdaq-closed-dates): The official 2027 NYSE and Nasdaq holiday calendar: 10 full closures, one 1 p.m. early close, bond-market dates, Asia/London times and a holiday-effect study.− - [US Stock Market Hours in Your Time Zone: 2026–2027 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-stock-market-hours-in-your-time-zone-2026-2027): NYSE and Nasdaq trade 9:30 a.m.–4:00 p.m. ET. See the open and close in your time zone through 2027, the Nov 1 clock change, gap weeks and early closes.− - [S&P 500 Returns by Year: Every Year 1928–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/sp-500-returns-by-year-every-year-1928-2026-table): S&P 500 returns by year, 1928–2026: price and total return for every year, decade averages, best and worst years, and 2026 to date (+13.1% through Oct 15).− - [Santa Claus Rally: Every Year Since 1950 and What Came Next](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/santa-claus-rally-every-year-since-1950-and-what-came-next): Santa Claus rally history: the S&P 500 rose in 58 of 76 windows since 1950, averaging +1.2%. Every year, what followed the misses, and the 2026–27 dates.− - [Nasdaq Returns by Year: Every Year 1972–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/nasdaq-returns-by-year-every-year-1972-2026-table): Nasdaq returns by year, 1972–2026: every annual return vs. the S&P 500, decade averages, best and worst years, the dot-com crash and 2026 to date (+14.9%).− - [Thanksgiving Week Stock Market: S&P 500 Each Year Since 1950](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/thanksgiving-week-stock-market-sp-500-every-year-since-1950): Thanksgiving week stock market history: the S&P 500 rose in 53 of 76 years since 1950. Every year, Black Friday's 1 p.m. close, Cyber Monday and 2026 dates.− - [Dow Jones Returns by Year: Every Year 1915–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/dow-jones-returns-by-year-every-year-1915-2026-table): Dow Jones returns by year, 1915–2026: every annual return vs. the S&P 500 and Nasdaq, decade averages, best and worst years, milestones and 2026 so far (+8.6%).− - [PCE Inflation Report: Latest Data and Release Schedule](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/pce-inflation-report-latest-data-and-release-schedule): August 2026 PCE: 3.4% headline, 3.0% core, +0.3% m/m. Next report: Oct 29, 2026. Release dates, 24 months of data, PCE vs CPI and the Fed's 2% target.− - [US Jobs Report: Latest Nonfarm Payrolls and Release Schedule](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-jobs-report-nonfarm-payrolls-latest-data-and-release-schedule): September 2026 jobs report: payrolls +29,000, unemployment 4.2%, wages +3.0% y/y. Next report: Nov 6, 2026. Release dates through 2027 and 24 months of data.− - [2026 Midterm Election Stocks: 12 Tickers, 3 Scenarios](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/2026-midterm-election-stock-winners-and-losers-12-to-watch): All 435 House seats and 35 Senate races are decided on November 3. Twelve tickers mapped to the policy lever each one rides, and what breaks the thesis.− - [Bitcoin Quarterly Returns: Full History Table 2013–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/bitcoin-quarterly-returns-full-history-table-2013-2026): Every BTC quarter since 2013 in one table: averages, medians, the Q4 effect, and how 2018 and 2022 played out after opening with two straight red quarters.− - [Bitcoin Returns by Year: Every Year 2011–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/bitcoin-returns-by-year-every-year-2011-2026-table): Bitcoin returns by year, 2011–2026: year-end prices, annual returns, highs, lows and drawdowns, halving-cycle years, BTC vs. S&P 500 and gold, and 2026 to date.− - [Ethereum Price by Year: Every Year 2015–2026 Returns Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/ethereum-price-by-year-every-year-2015-2026-table): Ethereum price by year, 2015–2026: year-end prices, annual returns, highs, lows, declines from each record, ETH vs. Bitcoin every year, and 2026 to date.− - [Anthropic IPO and OpenAI IPO: Date, Valuation, Latest Status](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/anthropic-ipo-openai-ipo-date-valuation-latest-status): Has Anthropic or OpenAI gone public? Not yet. Reported IPO dates, latest valuations ($965B and $852B), filings and listed stakes, updated October 18, 2026.− - [Market Pulse](https://www.simianx.ai/pulse): sudden price moves across US stocks and crypto, and news articles scored for the symbols they move, their value and their sentiment, as they happen.− - [Fed Interest Rate Decision: Latest FOMC Result and History](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/fed-interest-rate-decision-latest-fomc-result-and-history): Latest Fed decision: a 25 bp hike to 3.75%–4.00% on Sep 16, 2026, voted 12–0. Next FOMC: Oct 27–28. Every rate decision since 2022 with stock and bond moves. (updated 2026-10-16)+ - Market Pulse: scored news and sudden price moves, as they happen · open: https://www.simianx.ai/pulse+ - [Market returns by year: stocks, gold, the dollar and crypto](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/topics/returns-by-year): Year-by-year returns for the S&P 500, Nasdaq, Dow, gold, the US dollar, bitcoin and ether, each laid out as one full table from its first year to 2026.+ - [Market calendar: trading hours, holidays, seasonal patterns](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/topics/market-calendar): US market hours in your time zone, NYSE holidays, FOMC and economic data dates, big-tech earnings, and the seasonal and astro-calendar patterns traders watch.+ - [S&P 500 Returns by Year: Every Year 1928–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/sp-500-returns-by-year-every-year-1928-2026-table): S&P 500 returns by year, 1928–2026: price and total return for every year, decade averages, best and worst years, and 2026 to date (+13.1% through Oct 15).+ - [Nasdaq Returns by Year: Every Year 1972–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/nasdaq-returns-by-year-every-year-1972-2026-table): Nasdaq returns by year, 1972–2026: every annual return vs. the S&P 500, decade averages, best and worst years, the dot-com crash and 2026 to date (+14.9%).+ - [Dow Jones Returns by Year: Every Year 1915–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/dow-jones-returns-by-year-every-year-1915-2026-table): Dow Jones returns by year, 1915–2026: every annual return vs. the S&P 500 and Nasdaq, decade averages, best and worst years, milestones and 2026 so far (+8.6%).+ - [KOSPI Returns by Year: Every Year 1982–2026 (Table)](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/kospi-returns-by-year-every-year-1982-2026-table): KOSPI returns by year, 1982–2026: every annual return in won and US dollars vs. the S&P 500, the largest drop in each year, market cap and 2026 so far.+ - [IHSG Returns by Year: Jakarta Composite Every Year 1991–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/ihsg-jakarta-composite-returns-by-year-every-year-1991-2026-table): IHSG (Jakarta Composite) returns by year, 1991–2026: year-end closes, average and median return, CAGR, the last 10 years, returns in US dollars vs the S&P 500.+ - [Gold Price by Year: Every Year 1971–2026 With Returns Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/gold-price-by-year-every-year-1971-2026-table): Gold price by year since 1971: every year-end London price and annual return, best and worst years, gold vs. S&P 500 by decade, and 2026 so far ($4,152).+ - [US Dollar Rate History by Year: 14 Currencies Since 1971](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-dollar-exchange-rate-by-year-every-year-1971-2026-table): Year-end and average US dollar rates against the rupee, peso, rupiah, yen, yuan, won, euro, lira, real and rouble, every year since 1971, from official data.+ - [Bitcoin Returns by Year: Every Year 2011–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/bitcoin-returns-by-year-every-year-2011-2026-table): Bitcoin returns by year, 2011–2026: year-end prices, annual returns, highs, lows and drawdowns, halving-cycle years, BTC vs. S&P 500 and gold, and 2026 to date.+ - [Ethereum Price by Year: Every Year 2015–2026 Returns Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/ethereum-price-by-year-every-year-2015-2026-table): Ethereum price by year, 2015–2026: year-end prices, annual returns, highs, lows, declines from each record, ETH vs. Bitcoin every year, and 2026 to date.+ - [Bitcoin Quarterly Returns: Full History Table 2013–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/bitcoin-quarterly-returns-full-history-table-2013-2026): Every BTC quarter since 2013 in one table: averages, medians, the Q4 effect, and how 2018 and 2022 played out after opening with two straight red quarters.+ - [Nifty 50 & Sensex Returns Year Wise: Every Year 1980–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/nifty-50-sensex-returns-by-year-every-year-1980-2026-table): Nifty 50 returns year wise and Sensex yearly returns since 1980: every year-end close, annual return, USD return, 10/20-year CAGR and 2026 so far (−13.5%).+ - [BIST 100 Returns by Year: Every Year in TL and USD 1991–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/bist-100-returns-by-year-every-year-1991-2026-table): BIST 100 returns by year since 1991 in Turkish lira, in US dollars and after inflation: year-end closes, average, median, CAGR, best and worst years and 2026.+ - [Nasdaq's Worst Days: Every Major Drop and What Came Next](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/nasdaq-worst-days-every-major-drop-and-what-came-next): The Nasdaq's 20 worst days since 1971, with triggers and returns one day to one year later, plus where the October 30, 2026 drop ranks among recent selloffs.+ - [VIX Spikes History: Every Major Volatility Spike Since 1990](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/vix-spikes-history-every-major-spike-since-1990): All 22 VIX spikes above 30 since 1990 in one table: peak, trigger, S&P 500 drawdown, returns 1, 3 and 12 months later, and time for VIX to fall back below 20.+ - [Semiconductor Bear Markets: Every SOX Crash, 1995–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/semiconductor-bear-markets-every-sox-crash-1995-2026): Every 20%+ SOX decline since 1995 in one table. The median fell 38% over 9 months. The 2026 bear hit −28.6% on July 29 and stood at −20.2% on Oct 28, 2026.+ - [Samsung Stock Price Oct 29, 2026: ₩232,000 After Q3 Earnings](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/samsung-electronics-stock-price-history-and-earnings): Samsung Electronics (005930) closed at ₩232,000 (about $173) on Oct 29, 2026, after record Q3 operating profit of ₩107.4 trillion. Price by year since 1999.+ - [US Stock Market Hours in Your Time Zone: 2026–2027 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-stock-market-hours-in-your-time-zone-2026-2027): NYSE and Nasdaq trade 9:30 a.m.–4:00 p.m. ET. See the open and close in your time zone through 2027, the March 14 clock change, gap weeks and early closes.+ - [Stock Market Holidays 2027: NYSE & Nasdaq Closed Dates](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/stock-market-holidays-2027-nyse-nasdaq-closed-dates): The official 2027 NYSE and Nasdaq holiday calendar: 10 full closures, one 1 p.m. early close, bond-market dates, Asia/London times and a holiday-effect study.+ - [S&P 500 Seasonality: The Best & Worst Months 1950–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/sp-500-seasonality-best-worst-months-1950-2026): S&P 500 average return by month since 1950: November leads at +1.9%, September trails at −0.6%. Sell in May data, October, the midterm pattern and 2026 so far.+ - [Santa Claus Rally: Every Year Since 1950 and What Came Next](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/santa-claus-rally-every-year-since-1950-and-what-came-next): Santa Claus rally history: the S&P 500 rose in 58 of 76 windows since 1950, averaging +1.2%. Every year, what followed the misses, and the 2026–27 dates.+ - [Thanksgiving Week Stock Market: S&P 500 Each Year Since 1950](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/thanksgiving-week-stock-market-sp-500-every-year-since-1950): Thanksgiving week stock market history: the S&P 500 rose in 53 of 76 years since 1950. Every year, Black Friday's 1 p.m. close, Cyber Monday and 2026 dates.+ - [Does Mercury Retrograde Affect the Stock Market? 1950–2026](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/does-mercury-retrograde-affect-the-stock-market): We tested all 242 Mercury retrogrades since 1950. The S&P 500 averaged +0.44% vs +0.63% in same-length periods: no statistically meaningful difference.+ - [2026 Midterm Election Stocks: 12 Tickers, 3 Scenarios](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/2026-midterm-election-stock-winners-and-losers-12-to-watch): Election Day is Nov 3, 2026. Twelve midterm stocks mapped to the policy lever each rides, plus a scoreboard of how all 12 moved since August vs the S&P 500.+ - [Biggest Crypto Exchange Hacks: Every Major Theft, Ranked](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/biggest-crypto-exchange-hacks-every-major-theft-table): Every crypto exchange theft of $50M or more, led by Binance at $6.3B to $6.4B: amount, attacker, funds frozen, customer repayment and BTC's move afterward.+ - [Fed Interest Rate Decision: Latest FOMC Result and History](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/fed-interest-rate-decision-latest-fomc-result-and-history): Latest Fed decision: held at 3.75%–4.00% on Oct 28, 2026, by a 10–2 vote. Next FOMC: Dec 8–9, with a new dot plot. Every decision since 2022 with market moves. (updated 2026-10-16)+ - [US Jobs Report: Latest Nonfarm Payrolls and Release Schedule](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-jobs-report-nonfarm-payrolls-latest-data-and-release-schedule): September 2026 jobs report: payrolls +29,000, unemployment 4.2%, wages +3.0% y/y. Next report: Nov 6, 2026. Release dates through 2027 and 24 months of data. (updated 2026-10-16)+ - [PCE Inflation Report: Latest Data and Release Schedule](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/pce-inflation-report-latest-data-and-release-schedule): September 2026 PCE: 3.6% headline, 3.1% core, +0.5% m/m. Next report: Nov 25, 2026. Release dates, 24 months of data, PCE vs CPI and the Fed's 2% target. (updated 2026-10-16)+ - [Magnificent 7 Earnings Dates and Results: Q3 2026 Tracker](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/magnificent-7-earnings-dates-results-tracker): Magnificent 7 Q3 2026 earnings: six of seven have reported. Apple beat on Nov 2 but guided 7–10% growth; Nvidia is next on Nov 17. Scorecard and AI capex. (updated 2026-10-30)+ - [US Economic Calendar November 2026: Dates in Your Time Zone](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-economic-calendar-this-month-in-your-time-zone): Every US market event in November 2026 with ET and local times: jobs report Nov 6, CPI Nov 10, Fed minutes, PCE and GDP Nov 25, Thanksgiving, crypto and moon. (updated 2026-10-30)+ - [S&P 500 Forecast 2027: Wall Street Targets vs. Track Record](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/wall-street-sp-500-year-end-targets-forecast-vs-actual): Goldman sees the S&P 500 at 8,700 by end-2027, Barclays 8,800. Every bank's 2026 target and revision, plus each year's consensus forecast vs actual since 2008. (updated 2026-10-23)+ - [Anthropic IPO Date: S-1 Filed, Ticker ANT; OpenAI IPO 2027](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/anthropic-ipo-openai-ipo-date-valuation-latest-status): Anthropic filed its public S-1 on Oct 26: Nasdaq ticker ANT, no price range yet, trading reported for mid-November. OpenAI points to 2027. Updated Oct 29, 2026. (updated 2026-10-24)+ - [CLARITY Act Tracker: Latest Status, Senate Vote & Timeline](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/clarity-act-2026-how-us-crypto-rules-could-reshape-markets): Did the CLARITY Act pass? Not yet: the Senate stalled it 49-50 on Sept. 15, 2026. Live status, full timeline, CLARITY vs GENIUS, market impact, what comes next. (updated 2026-07-16)+ - [Best AI Model for Crypto Trading in 2026: 30+ LLMs Ranked](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/best-ai-model-for-crypto-trading): Which AI is best for crypto trading? Live results from 30+ GPT, Gemini, Claude, Grok and DeepSeek models, ranked by average R and win rate. Updated weekly. (updated 2026-10-30)
https://www.simianx.ai/llms.txt
− > AI analysts for US stocks and crypto. Four agents analyse any symbol live (the chart, the news flow, the fundamentals, and a decision with entry, stop and target), and every news article is scored for the symbols it moves, its value and its sentiment. Also 8-agent deep research, Market Pulse, Sector Watch and autopilots. AI agents use the same engines over a REST API.− - [INSTALL.md](https://www.simianx.ai/INSTALL.md): per-agent install (paste to any agent: "Install the SimianX skill from https://www.simianx.ai/INSTALL.md and set it up for this project.")− - [Live analysis](https://www.simianx.ai/l): four agents on a stock or a crypto pair, decisions on candle close− - [Deep analysis](https://www.simianx.ai/c): the 8-agent committee with a verdict, entry, stop and target− - [Autopilots](https://www.simianx.ai/autopilots): the live agents on a schedule with a paper position and an event log− - [Do AI Models Panic-Sell in a Crash? What 31 Bots Reveal](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/do-ai-models-panic-sell-in-a-crash-what-31-bots-reveal): When the market crashes, do AI trading bots panic-sell like humans? We read 31 live models across 6 AI providers to see who cuts losses and who holds firm.− - [Fed Interest Rate Decision: Latest FOMC Result and History](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/fed-interest-rate-decision-latest-fomc-result-and-history): Latest Fed decision: a 25 bp hike to 3.75%–4.00% on Sep 16, 2026, voted 12–0. Next FOMC: Oct 27–28. Every rate decision since 2022 with stock and bond moves. (updated 2026-10-15)− - [US CPI Report: Latest Inflation Data and Release Schedule](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-cpi-report-latest-inflation-data-and-release-schedule): September 2026 CPI: 3.7% headline, 2.6% core, +0.6% m/m. Next CPI report: Nov 10, 2026. All 2026–2027 release dates and the last 24 prints with S&P 500 moves. (updated 2026-10-15)+ > AI analysts for US stocks and crypto. Four agents analyse any symbol live (the chart, the news flow, the fundamentals, and a decision with entry, stop and target), and every news article is scored for the symbols it moves, its value and its sentiment. Also 8-agent deep research, Market Pulse, Sector Watch and autopilots. AI agents (Claude Code, Codex, Cursor, Muse, Grok Bot, dots and others) use the same engines through the skill, the REST API or the MCP server: they can convene the 8-agent re+ Users can connect SimianX analysis and signals through the API to their own authorized trading system for real order execution. Positions recorded inside SimianX are simulated; the user's integration submits and manages real orders through their broker or exchange.+ - [INSTALL.md](https://www.simianx.ai/INSTALL.md): per-agent install, including Muse, Grok Bot and dots (paste to any agent: "Install the SimianX skill from https://www.simianx.ai/INSTALL.md and sign me in.")+ Each product has an indexed feature page (what it does, a sample output, questions and answers); the app link starts it. Every feature page also exists per language as https://www.simianx.ai/<lang>/features/<slug>.+ - [Live stock analysis](https://www.simianx.ai/features/live-stock-analysis): four agents on a US stock, a decision with entry, stop and target on every candle close · start: https://www.simianx.ai/l+ - [Live crypto analysis](https://www.simianx.ai/features/live-crypto-analysis): the same four agents on any crypto pair, around the clock · start: https://www.simianx.ai/l?team=crypto+ - [Deep stock analysis](https://www.simianx.ai/features/ai-stock-analysis): the 8-agent committee rules Buy, Hold or Sell with entry, stop, target and a PDF report in about ten minutes · start: https://www.simianx.ai/c+ - [Deep crypto analysis](https://www.simianx.ai/features/ai-crypto-analysis): the same committee on a coin: the token, the chart, the news and the derivatives market across exchanges · start: https://www.simianx.ai/c?team=crypto&variant=analysis+ - [Autopilots](https://www.simianx.ai/features/ai-trading-autopilot): the live agents on a schedule with a paper position, alerts and an event log · open: https://www.simianx.ai/autopilots+ - [Auto Digest](https://www.simianx.ai/features/daily-market-digest): one merged morning report on a watchlist by email, Discord or Telegram · open: https://www.simianx.ai/autodigest+ - [All features](https://www.simianx.ai/features): the six side by side+ - [AI model leaderboard](https://www.simianx.ai/crypto-leaderboard): every model's closed live trades, ranked by average R and win rate+ - [Samsung Electronics Stock Price 2026: History and Earnings](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/samsung-electronics-stock-price-history-and-earnings): Samsung Electronics (005930) stock price by year since 1999, latest close, 52-week range, quarterly earnings and what drives it. Updated October 18, 2026.+ - [Why TSMC Stock Fell After Q3 2026: Every Earnings Reaction](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/tsmc-q3-profit-jumps-69-why-did-the-stock-fall-anyway): TSMC Q3 2026 profit rose 68.7% to NT$763.1B, yet TSM fell 1.8%, its third straight earnings-day drop. See all 20 reactions since 2022 and what moved the stock.+ - [Gold Price by Year: Every Year 1971–2026 With Returns Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/gold-price-by-year-every-year-1971-2026-table): Gold price by year since 1971: every year-end London price and annual return, best and worst years, gold vs. S&P 500 by decade, and 2026 so far ($4,152).+ - [US Dollar Rate History by Year: 14 Currencies Since 1971](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-dollar-exchange-rate-by-year-every-year-1971-2026-table): Year-end and average US dollar rates against the rupee, peso, rupiah, yen, yuan, won, euro, lira, real and rouble, every year since 1971, from official data.+ - [US Stock Market Hours in Your Time Zone: 2026–2027 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-stock-market-hours-in-your-time-zone-2026-2027): NYSE and Nasdaq trade 9:30 a.m.–4:00 p.m. ET. See the open and close in your time zone through 2027, the Nov 1 clock change, gap weeks and early closes.+ - [Dow Jones Returns by Year: Every Year 1915–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/dow-jones-returns-by-year-every-year-1915-2026-table): Dow Jones returns by year, 1915–2026: every annual return vs. the S&P 500 and Nasdaq, decade averages, best and worst years, milestones and 2026 so far (+8.6%).+ - [Fed Dot Plot History: Every Projection vs Reality Since 2012](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/fed-dot-plot-history-every-projection-since-2012): Every Fed dot plot since 2012: median rate projections vs where rates really ended. Sep 2026 median: 4.1% for 2026; next dot plot Dec 9. Accuracy stats inside.+ - [PCE Inflation Report: Latest Data and Release Schedule](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/pce-inflation-report-latest-data-and-release-schedule): August 2026 PCE: 3.4% headline, 3.0% core, +0.3% m/m. Next report: Oct 29, 2026. Release dates, 24 months of data, PCE vs CPI and the Fed's 2% target.+ - [US Jobs Report: Latest Nonfarm Payrolls and Release Schedule](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/us-jobs-report-nonfarm-payrolls-latest-data-and-release-schedule): September 2026 jobs report: payrolls +29,000, unemployment 4.2%, wages +3.0% y/y. Next report: Nov 6, 2026. Release dates through 2027 and 24 months of data.+ - [Bitcoin Returns by Year: Every Year 2011–2026 Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/bitcoin-returns-by-year-every-year-2011-2026-table): Bitcoin returns by year, 2011–2026: year-end prices, annual returns, highs, lows and drawdowns, halving-cycle years, BTC vs. S&P 500 and gold, and 2026 to date.+ - [Ethereum Price by Year: Every Year 2015–2026 Returns Table](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/ethereum-price-by-year-every-year-2015-2026-table): Ethereum price by year, 2015–2026: year-end prices, annual returns, highs, lows, declines from each record, ETH vs. Bitcoin every year, and 2026 to date.+ - [Do AI Models Panic-Sell in a Crash? What 31 Bots Reveal](https://www.simianx.ai/stories/do-ai-models-panic-sell-in-a-crash-what-31-bots-reveal): When the market crashes, do AI trading bots panic-sell like humans? 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